word to the wise: don't leave your large floral-printed school bag at your feet while you eat cookies in a coffee shop, pretending to be reading about ancient rome, but really just staring at the cute boys sitting in the window... some snake will probably steal that bag. then you'll embarass yourself in front of said boys while you jump up and freak about your missing bag. if you're lucky though, the thief will discard your library books and granola bars, (having a natural aversion to wholesome things) and only take your wallet and all of its contents.
my measly tips from last week... i hardly knew ye.
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