how not to chat me up:
man: i like your fringe. quite 80s though.
cia: umm... ok
man: thats ok though, i remember the 80s.
cia: yeah? i dont.
man: you dont seem surprised that i remember the 80s.
c: im not.
m: where are you from?
c: canada.
m: really? you dont sound canadian.
c: how should i sound?
m: well canadians sound like americans... you sound like you could be from any european country and just learned english.
c: uhh, nope, only speak english.
m: well dont worry, youll find yourself someday.
c: excuse me?
m: youll find the ability to speak to any type of person.
c: yeah, right... cheers.
what a cunt.
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